Squeaky Clean Comedy is a wide-ranging rundown of sidesplitting observations from the comedians we've loved throughout the television age. No four-letter words used here, just pure, untainted amusement. Unpolluted witticisms from the likes of Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, David Letterman, Rita Rudner, Bob Hope, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Joan Rivers, Jon Stewart, even classic jokesters such as Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman are included. Clean comedy topics are easy to find, as they are arranged alphabetically from Accidents to Zoos. The spotlessly clean jokes include: Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose. -Robin Williams I asked, 'What is this blended coffee?' And the waiter said, 'Yesterday and today's.' -Phyllis Diller It used to be that my age and waist size were the same size. Unfortunately, they still are. -Reno Goodale I had my car towed. There's nothing wrong with it; that was just cheaper than buying a tank of gas. -Jay Leno A penny saved is worthless. -Dave Barry They usually have two tellers in my local bank. Excpet when it's very busy, when they have one. -Rita Rudner When it comes to laughs, no one can deliver faster than Judy Brown, the editor of five successful joke collections, including Joke Soup, Joke Stew, The Funny Pages, Jokes to Go, and the recently released She's So Funny. No Four-Letter Words Here-Just Pure, Untainted Amusement! Fresh and sparkling wisecracks, scrubbed-clean one-liners, and neat and tidy witticisms-Squeaky Clean Comedy has got'em all! Funny lady Judy Brown has gathered this hilarious collection of wholesome mirth: a joke book you can share with the whole family. Squeaky Clean Comedy is a wide-ranging rundown of soapy sidesplitters from the funniest comedians, with unpolluted humor from the likes of Ray Romano, David Letterman, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Tina Fey, Conan O'Brien, Woody Allen, Elayne Boosler, Dave Barry, Robin Williams, and Joan Rivers, plus such classic jokesters as Phyllis Diller and Bob Hope. |